Craziness

Isn't it crazy that I go to someone else's blog more than mine. Isn't that weird??? Yeah, I know; I don't update often. Well, sorry, but I got something called homework. I'm sure you have it too. I have a lot. A lot a lot. A lot. Reminds me of parking lot. Hmmm...Yup. Parking lot. Driving. Gulp. Gotta go. Smell you later! (Quoting Gary Oak; what an idiot he is!) Sayonara!

Yeah.

Yeah, I have to do a French project. Ugh. So icky. Listening to Disturbia. Addicting and surprising good song. Yay, my birthday is next week! Yay moi!!! Pretty dang awesome. One year older. Wow. :D Human by the Killers is pretty good too. Interesting lyrics. Are we human or are we dancer? I don't know. Maybe I'm an untrained dancer. Or a human with mad dancing skills. Or a human who thinks they have mad dancing skills. I don't know...Je ne sais pas. Whatever. Too many projects in school. I'm way overloaded. But it's ending. Soon. That's my only shred of hope. Aaaagh...oh, well. I read in one of my science magazine that a 14-day old baby in like 1984 got a baboon's heart. Pretty spiffy. That'd be cool to say, "Oh, yeah guys, I forgot to tell you...I have a baboon's heart in me instead of a human's." And then to see the shocked looks on their faces. Priceless. So, yay, I don't have to dress out in track on Friday. It's like a dress up day for the school, so yay! I was so tired today. Actually, I'm still currently tired. Ah...yes. We had to do THREE SETS OF FOUR 100'S!!! For you slow people in math, that's TWELVE FOOTBALL FIELDS!!! Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I'm tired. Yeah, I'm...I don't know...um...insane. But isn't everyone? So, in track,(this is a little random) I saw two monarch butterflies chasing each other. It was a pretty sight to distract me from all the pain and discomfort I was in. Yay butterflies! Thanks for the distraction. Make sure you say that to every butterfly you see in these next few days. A simple thanks is necessary. Right now, I am jello. No lie. I want to just type on this blog all day, and hope it counts for all of my homework. As if. I wish though. As they say in the comic Pickles (today's comic)"If wishes were horses, even beggars would ride." Makes sense, right? That world would be filled with horses. Actually, the horses would eat the humans since there were just so many. Then when aliens finally visit Earth, they would write down in their little handy, dandy alien notebooks that, "The occupants of the planet called Earth are hairy, four-legged beasts. They speak no intelligent language, and they like to eat a substance known as hay. Further tests are pending on this new found substance to see if it have any nutritional value." So that's what the aliens would say if that quote came true. Forgive me if there are any typos in this post, but it is fairly too long to proof. And I don't like to proof at all. I do enough of those in geometry. :P So...the final question. Are we human or are we dancer??? That is the question: to be or not to be. And so it ends with a simple farewell. Sayonara.

Just a reminder...

To all people that have emails: check them regularly. Like once a day or every two days. Please. Solve this crisis. Check your email. It saves people a lot of trouble. Please, my cat begs you right now. Please...and thank you.

Anyways...

So I was reading the news on Yahoo! today and I read a couple odd stories. One was about a woman calling the police to report a "kitty cat" on her porch that she needed to be shooed away. Well, when the officer got there, on her porch was a MOUNTAIN LION!!! So he ran inside to take shelter. Later they tranquilized it, but apparently the dispatchers edited the woman's call from "big cat" to "kitty cat". That was one big house cat apparently. The next story was about a 7-year-old boy breaking into a zoo and feeding some rare lizards and other reptiles to the zoo's crocodile. HOW DOES A 7-YEAR-OLD BREAK INTO A ZOO AND FEED OTHER ANIMALS TO A CROCODILE???!!!! That's just lousy security right there. So the boy was caught and he clammed up the second he was stopped. So the zoo's going to sue his parents since they were supposedly in control of him in the time (or not.) and because they can't sue anyone under 10. That's just a little strange, yes? So, that's the daily news brought to you personally by Das. Sayonara!

Widgets...

I can't figure those stupid things out, those widgets! They say, "Oh, download us or copy and paste us to your blog or MySpace page", but the thing won't let me. Either some secret is hiding from me, this thing is jacked up, or I can't operate a computer. And I don't think it's the last reason. Ugh. Stupid widgets. Weird name. Weird things. Weird blog. Ugh. Widgets.

Yesterday.

Yesterday I was too tired to post about my day and all of its weird happenings so here it is:

1) Walking down the hall going to track, I tripped a teacher by accident since my gym bag's arm strings were dragging on the ground. Oops.

2) In the locker room, while dressing out, I saw a blur go by on the floor. I just figured it was a shirt thrown by someone, right? Then, about two seconds later, someone screamed,"MOUSE!!!" So there was a mouse in the locker room, and I basically snickered at all the girls that had suddenly jumped on the bench and got out of there. The mouse, after scittering from corner to corner suddenly disappeared under the lockers suspiciously close to all my stuff...hmmm...Later I beat out all my stuff with my shoe to make sure they were critter-free.

3) So I was walking to my bus in the parking lot area where they all were, when suddenly I rounded the corner and found myself facing an empty parking spot where my bus should have been. At first I thought the football players or cheerleaders took it to a game, but there was no game today, so there I stood. Then a bus honked. I whirled around. Nothing. The same bus honked again. I looked around again and found my bus honking AT ME. So I got on. The same thing happened to basically all the other people. I sort of laughed at them even though the same happened to me. No sympathy at all.

So that was my exciting day yesterday. Woah or should I say Whoa!
Today was less exciting. I wear free dress; no uniform because of the magazine drive. Yay! I get a whole week of free dress. Awesome. Yeah, yeah, I know you land of the gar people have it every single day but so what. Also, today I watched the movie in theology Contact. It's pretty weird with aliens and stuff. Weird to watch in a religion class, but it had a few faith issues. Whatever; movie days are fun. Then I took a quiz in World History. Pretty easy. Then French was just a review and English was reading and working in a group project. Total mental exhaustion though. Agh. I have two tests tomorrow; biology and geometry. Blah. So, that's it. Sayonara!

Woah!

I think I spelled woah wrong. Oops. I did actually; spell check said it was 'whoa'. Much better, but I'm too lazy to change the title as you can tell. I'm tired by the way. So tired it takes me multiple times to spell each word. I did a bleacher mile in track today. Ugh. Don't ask. Let me give you an example of my spelling:

This is my spellling today that I can't kspell. Isn;t that bad? Acjh!@@! That was supposed to be aack! Yay I can spell acfert all. O fr not. Ack! Badness. And this sdoiesn't even sinclude the capitalization erroers. By the by, I'm barly looking art the kyebouard. So dbad. ACK@QQWQ@@@ Where is the ecxclamation point????? ACK!!!!! OK, I'll finsih up now. Say bye to the bad spelling. Bye horrigble sopelling!!!


Now wasn't that horrible??? Yup. Bad. So I think I had either a test or quiz everyday of the week so far. That is just plain wrong. I remember in 5th grade wondering why the world had spelling because I hated it so much. Now I know. No one could understand if we didn't. Great job publishers! That includes Ri! And awesome job writers! This includes Kris. If confused, go to the blog in my favorite sites thingy. Yup. Sayonara!

By the by, that's a random hippo yawning because I'm uber tired and want to sleep.